Well, it is with great shame and embarrassment that I have to say that we seem to have a problem here. For the past two nights, our home has been invaded by a very unwanted pest. The cats, who alerted us to the this problem, don’t understand why we cower and shriek while they have the time of their lives playing with these new curiosities.
Yes, folks, in the past two nights we have been visited by 3 cockroaches.
It happens like this: The cats find a cockroach and start throwing it in the air like a crunchy, crawly juggling ball. The noise and commotion alerts a kid (who is supposed to be asleep), and the yelling starts. I come trudging up the stairs, wondering with on earth the problem is, only to be confronted with cats and roaches being launched through the air and two young spectators laughing and cheering like its a day at the circus. All of the playful warfare has the benefit of leaving an upside-down, stunned roach in the middle of the room, making it easy for me to put a cup over it, slide a piece of paper under it, and flick it out over the side of the balcony. (I can’t crush them…I’m much too squeamish, and would end up puking my guts out shortly afterward if I tried.)
Now I am at a loss to explain how this could be happening, for a variety of reasons. Let me list them:
1. The kitchen is clean. The food is put away. It is by far the cleanest house I have ever lived in due to the fact that I have someone who actually CLEANS it EVERY day. (And the fact that we have very little food!)
2. We have never before seen any evidence of them. The cats are going nuts catching them, so its certain that they would have been going nuts catching them all these months if we had an infestation, and they do leave little telltale signs if they are around, signs that I have not seen.
3. They are not even IN the kitchen. All three have been found on the 2nd floor, in the common area between Addie and Ender’s rooms. There’s no food up there! ( I have no evidence that Ender has been stashing uneaten food in his room, though I certainly can’t rule that out…he IS pretty sneaky.)
I can deny their right to exist here all I want, but the truth is, they are here, and I’m certainly not happy about it.
The teachers at school told me that it is common this time of year, that they come in when it starts warming up. Maybe…but where are they getting in??
I do have 1 theory, but I have my doubts… We brought a bunch of plants for Addie’s room this weekend. Could the little (ok…BIG) buggers been clinging to them? Maybe hiding in the stalks, just waiting to spring out as soon as the coast was clear? Could be, I just don’t know.
Anyway, I’m finding a solution this weekend. Exterminator? Window and door sealer? Plant disposal?
Or, perhaps, just a few more cats! 🙂
I’ll leave you with a version of the words to that well-known Spanish song that I have unfortunately been humming to myself for the last 2 days.
- La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
- Ya no puede caminar
- Porque no tiene, porque le falta
- Las dos patitas de atrás
- The cockroach, the cockroach,
- Can’t walk anymore
- Because it doesn’t have, because it’s lacking
- Its two back feet
There is a version that is probably more popular, but less family friendly. You can read all about it here, if you like!